23rd July 2019
Littlest Pea coming January 2020!
23rd July 2019
My week beginning 9th July 2018
Monday
What kind of adults buy a pool that looks like a boat, but isnāt actually a boat?! After donning my perfect captainās outfit and pulling the best poses in my āboatā, I still couldnāt sail away. Disappointing adults!
Tuesday
Saw some bigger girls playing football today. Walked straight up to them to introduce myself and join in. They kept kicking the ball to me. I donāt know why everyone is so obsessed with this World Cup malarkey, itās not like playing football is hard. All you do is smile at people and they pass you the ball. Easy!
Wednesday
I had my first Continue reading “The art of getting my own way!”
Monday
Itās official, Iām a star! Today I hit 1,000 followers on Instagram and apparently this is pretty cool. Iād like to thank each and every one of my followers for their support and appreciation of my cheeky attempts to push my adults over the edge. Iād also like to thank my adults for their inability to keep a straight face when I do something āwickedā and for always picking up my food from the floor. I thank my cats; Precious for letting me cuddle her and randomly pull her tail and Belle for keeping her distance and allowing me to remain in charge of the house. Cheers to the next 1,000 of you legends!
Tuesday
Tried out my best stunt man skills today at playgroup. I saw my friend Arthur was just about to go down the water slide so I walked up and stood still at the bottom. In perfect timing, down he came straight into my legs. I ended up laying on top of him and we created a sandwich. It was so awesome that I cried with excitement!
Wednesday
Found a new challenge today ā Continue reading “You know your life has a new meaning when you ride a unicorn!”
My week beginning 25th June 2018
Monday
Mummy has got me this new chunky knit blanket and a cushion to match.Ā Well she said it was a cushion, but Daddy confused me when she came downstairs and he told her that I ālove playing with that new yellow ballā.Ā Mummy was not impressed and ruined my fun!
Tuesday
Mummy took me to the country park today to meet my Instagram friend Arthur for the first time.Ā Heās so cool and he has amazing hair. Heās my new role model. I hope that when I grow up I will have hair as amazing as his.
Wednesday
Best. Day. Ever!!! I found a stray Continue reading “Channelling my inner artist with the use of yoghurt!”
My week beginning 18th June 2018
Monday
Itās Monday. Itās Englandās first game of the World Cup. Daddy and I are having a boys’ night in watching the footy. Mummy is going out shopping to run some errands. Good job really, she probably doesnāt understand the offside rule and Iām not going to explain that one to her now!
Tuesday
Mummy and I went to hang out with my friends today at playgroup. She put me in the swing and pushed me, Iām glad she knows her place. After a while she tried to take me out so I showed her my disgust by having a tantrum. She found it funny. Yes woman, at the moment it may be funny and cute, but letās see how you feel about it in six months time! šš¼
Wednesday Continue reading “Deckchairs: whatās yours is mine and whatās mine is mine!”
My week beginning the 11th June 2018
Monday
Today is Mummyās 30th Birthday. To celebrate Daddy took us down to the Harbourside for dinner and a walk together. I thought Iād use every opportunity I could to remind Mummy of how old she is by getting her to chase me about. She soon felt those 30 year old muscles ache!
Tuesday
Mummy and I went to one of our favourite places today, Old Down Country Park. On the way in I met Fred the parrot in the cafe. I devised a plan with him Continue reading “The flowers are my friends”
My week beginning the 4th June 2018
Monday
I had the hiccups this afternoon and I found it hilarious. Mummy tried to give me a magic feed to get rid of them, but from her reaction Iām not sure her nipple appreciated my teethy giggle mid-feed.
Tuesday
My adults and I went to the circus this evening. I flirted with one of the ladies selling popcorn and thanks to my awesome handmade-in-a-rush costume my Mummy made, she even mistook me for the ringmaster! Then Mummy tried to ruin my vibe by putting these huge, bright green ear defenders on me. Uh….. no chance, woman! Continue reading “Here comes the spaghetti!”
My week beginning 28th May 2018
Monday
I was actually super impressed by my adults today. They took me to soft play, but not your usual soft play…… it was a baby rave! Soft play, disco lights and music…. Continue reading “Yay for magic rainbow flowers!”
Hello š
Thank you for joining me on my new blog.
My name is Otis and I am 1 year old. This blog will give you an insight into my everyday life and hopefully I will help you to see the magic in the world as I do in the form of a weekly diary entry. I hope that you will enjoy dropping by and exploring my world with me.
Now, where did I put the Babybel that I chewed, spat out and hid for a tasty snack later…………. š¤